0:00 Trying to find herself Samantha wanders angrily around the dark grasslands.
Upon eating from a small satchel a strange woman had given her years before she discovers that she is a man and becomes Nilbert.
0:20 Nilbert learns she has a penis
0:40 Learning to play her new found abilities
1:48 Fear and doubt creep back into Nilbert’s life
Am I Samantha?
2:20 Discovery and learning enrich Nilbert’s universe
2:45 Nilbert Understands Who She Has Always been
4:20 Trans-Dimensional Celebrations begin throughout the Multiverse and effect everyone in all space and time
5:20 The party is over but much has been learned
6:10 Or has it? Self Doubt and anxiety creep back into Nilbert’s mind and reality smothering her in a mess of fear
11:00 boring fear and doubt
12:00 Nilbert Eats once again from the bag of knowledge from Satan
13:35 Upon Awakening Nilbert KNOWS he is a man and has a penis.
14:00 A huge penis in fact
16:00 Nilbert lets his big dick get to his head and gets lost in world of drugs, wholesome glory holes, and emptiness
18:00 Nilbert Gets Sober and Has Sex With Satan and Ghandi at Sunrise
19:00 Intergalactic sex fiends join the orgy
19:30 FUCKING REJOICE we survied that MESS OF SHIT!!